Friday, July 31, 2009

Fact: Buck twitters

Fact: Buck has more hats bought by other people than himself

Fact: Buck could never beat up a MD high school lacrosse player

Fact: Buck's favorite new rapper is Drake

Fact: The last band Buck discovered was Jimmy's Chicken Shack

Fact: Buck's dress shoes are Wolverine steel toes

Fact: Buck once kicked in a door and never apologized for it

Fact: Buck's savings account is through Playstation rewards

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Fact: Buck is a window shopper...and it's his favorite song

Friday, July 10, 2009

World Champion

Fact: Buck was a pitcher but had to quit because people were bunting home runs.

Fact: Gerson hooked up with all of Buck's formals dates.

Fact: Buck loves holding girls hands.

Fact: Buck is most confident when ordering from Wendy's.

Fact: Buck had a wing eating contest at Outback Steakhouse, and lost by one wing.

Fact: Buck orders filet mignon instead of T-bones.

Fact: Buck ate a piece of foot skin for $2.

Fact: Buck lifted weights for one day then quit.

Fact: Buck promised he could finish a Schmonster, and then vomited after the second bite.

Fact: Buck gave his girlfriend a $10 Sheetz gift card for Christmas.

Fact: Buck loves bears, beets, and battlestar gallactica.

Fact: Dressing up for Buck consists of a purple Volcom button down.

Wikipedia

Fact: Buck was rejected by Wikipedia when he tried to add "Schaaftastic" to the site.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

OH BOY

Fact: Buck is the only person over the age of 5 to buy juice boxes.

Fact: Buck spent $150 on an adjustable palm tree.

Fact: Buck stacks up used __________.

Fact: Buck shaves his body in other people's shower, which in turn, clogs the drain.

Fact: Buck can grow a beard in 3 minutes.

Fact: Buck tried to pull a front flip but over-rotated and hit his face due to poor timing and weak coordination skills.

Fact: Buck sheds his toe nails every few months, he then eats them.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Fact: Buck's dream job would be a taste tester at a ranch dressing plant

Fact: Buck was once crossed-over so hard that he literally broke both ankles

Fact: Buck would be the most posterized player in the NBA

Fact: Buck loves sharing his griddlecakes

Fact: Buck has the world's most prominent farmer's tan

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Fact: Buck is the reason we can't have nice things

Fact: Buck's parents wish he was Matt Ryan

Fact: Buck has never purchased anything he needed

Fact: Buck's 401k is made up of Ryan Howard cards and Diablo characters

Fact: Buck does not run Phoenixville

Fact: Only half of Buck's front tooth is real

Fact: Buck shaves his chest during work hours

Fact: Buck finished last place in Global Guts

Gamer

Fact: Buck is a gamer, except when it comes to love. That shit is for real, and Buck is only level 10.

Socks

Fact: Buck sometimes wears socks to bed. His feet get cold, sometimes.

Buck Fact

Fact: Buck's power animal is a house cat

Fact: Buck can often be found chillin in a sheep costume

Fact: Buck only wears reversible clothes

Buck Fact

Fact: Buck has never successfully caught a shrimp in his mouth tossed to him by a hibachi chef

Adding to the Fire

Fact: Buck has the worst QB Rating of all time in the Pledge-Brother Football game

Fact: Buck was the first person ever to be cut off from World of Warcraft for playing too much.

Fact: Gerson was taken in the NFL Draft before Buck.

Fact: Buck has been arrested for hijacking a Wawa truck full of Iced Tea.

Buck Fact

Fact: Buck is very appreciative when you purchase Mike & Ike's or WAWA Iced Tea for him

Monday, July 6, 2009

Buck Fact

Fact: Buck has read every single book in the "Goose Bumps" series.

Fact: He has not read any other book since then.

Fact: Buck likes to sleep in his friends vomit as a way to moisturize his skin.

Fact: Buck has never enjoyed Freedom Cakes stacked two feet high on the fourth of July.
Fact: Buck has never gotten higher than 4 on espn streak for cash

Fact: Buck gets buyers remorse in the checkout line

Fact: Gerson's TV is bigger than Buck's

Fact: Buck loves black comedies

Fact: Buck once stole $100 worth of goods from a United Way sponsored event

Fact: Buck loves Penn State football

Fact: Buck checks facebook 300 times per day

Fact: Buck will check this site 400 times per day

Fact: Buck's sunglasses are not white on the inside

Fact: Buck is keeping Pac Sun from filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy

Fact: Buck has smelled over 10,000 magazine cologne ads

"B"

1) He is nicknamed "B" and/or "young Beezer" by girls we find off craigs list.

2) He keeps promises to Arthur.

3) He rubs girl's arms, thinking that they are cold, even when it is summer.

4) He hangs off Escalades for family photo shoots.

5) He stacks polos for family photo shoots.

6) He refuses to move, even though necessity and logic suggest that he should.

Buck Facts

1. Fact: Buck hates his freedom
2. Fact: Buck lives in Kimberton, not P-ville
3. Fact: Buck has never won a mybrute battle
4. Fact: Buck was once dominated in Soul Caliber by a Maxim hometown hottie...and walked out of the room
5. Fact: Buck once got 3rd place in a BlockBuster video game contest
6. Fact: Buck has never heard of "All Time Low"
7. Fact: Buck cannot straighten his pinkies
8. Fact: Buck cannot throw a Frisbee
9. Fact: Buck owns over 50 Blurays and has only watched 3
10. Fact: Matt Ryan uses Buck's high school jersey to polish his NFL Rookie of the Year trophy
11. Fact: Matt Ryan once tried to purchase P-ville and rename it "I'm-better-than-buckville"
12. Fact: Buck once showed up 2 hrs late to a formals and brought his date a tomato
13. Fact: Buck has a negative chest
14. Fact: Buck is a self-proclaimed gentleman, all about putting things off until the latest possible moment and giving priority to distractions. Has brown hair, blue eyes, winning smile. A 4'1" frame supporting a 2' head (people claim it's huge) making him 6'1. Hates exercise yet plays every sport possible. He lives for WAWA.