Friday, February 16, 2024
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Big Bambino Beezy
Fact: Buck grows out his chest hair, puts on some baywatch trunks, and makes everyone call him David Beezyhoff.
Fact: Buck once interviewed for a medical sales rep job and asked the interviewer what the job was.
Fact: Buck has hair follicles the size of tootsie rolls.
Fact: Buck ensures everyone he is raging at the Princeton. 3 fireball shots later, he is hugging a pole, sweating like a hotdog, and asking for his boi Jamie.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Fact: Buck twitters
Fact: Buck has more hats bought by other people than himself
Fact: Buck could never beat up a MD high school lacrosse player
Fact: Buck's favorite new rapper is Drake
Fact: The last band Buck discovered was Jimmy's Chicken Shack
Fact: Buck's dress shoes are Wolverine steel toes
Fact: Buck once kicked in a door and never apologized for it
Fact: Buck's savings account is through Playstation rewards
Fact: Buck has more hats bought by other people than himself
Fact: Buck could never beat up a MD high school lacrosse player
Fact: Buck's favorite new rapper is Drake
Fact: The last band Buck discovered was Jimmy's Chicken Shack
Fact: Buck's dress shoes are Wolverine steel toes
Fact: Buck once kicked in a door and never apologized for it
Fact: Buck's savings account is through Playstation rewards
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
World Champion
Fact: Buck was a pitcher but had to quit because people were bunting home runs.
Fact: Gerson hooked up with all of Buck's formals dates.
Fact: Buck loves holding girls hands.
Fact: Buck is most confident when ordering from Wendy's.
Fact: Buck had a wing eating contest at Outback Steakhouse, and lost by one wing.
Fact: Buck orders filet mignon instead of T-bones.
Fact: Buck ate a piece of foot skin for $2.
Fact: Buck lifted weights for one day then quit.
Fact: Buck promised he could finish a Schmonster, and then vomited after the second bite.
Fact: Buck gave his girlfriend a $10 Sheetz gift card for Christmas.
Fact: Buck loves bears, beets, and battlestar gallactica.
Fact: Dressing up for Buck consists of a purple Volcom button down.
Fact: Gerson hooked up with all of Buck's formals dates.
Fact: Buck loves holding girls hands.
Fact: Buck is most confident when ordering from Wendy's.
Fact: Buck had a wing eating contest at Outback Steakhouse, and lost by one wing.
Fact: Buck orders filet mignon instead of T-bones.
Fact: Buck ate a piece of foot skin for $2.
Fact: Buck lifted weights for one day then quit.
Fact: Buck promised he could finish a Schmonster, and then vomited after the second bite.
Fact: Buck gave his girlfriend a $10 Sheetz gift card for Christmas.
Fact: Buck loves bears, beets, and battlestar gallactica.
Fact: Dressing up for Buck consists of a purple Volcom button down.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
OH BOY
Fact: Buck is the only person over the age of 5 to buy juice boxes.
Fact: Buck spent $150 on an adjustable palm tree.
Fact: Buck stacks up used __________.
Fact: Buck shaves his body in other people's shower, which in turn, clogs the drain.
Fact: Buck can grow a beard in 3 minutes.
Fact: Buck tried to pull a front flip but over-rotated and hit his face due to poor timing and weak coordination skills.
Fact: Buck sheds his toe nails every few months, he then eats them.
Fact: Buck spent $150 on an adjustable palm tree.
Fact: Buck stacks up used __________.
Fact: Buck shaves his body in other people's shower, which in turn, clogs the drain.
Fact: Buck can grow a beard in 3 minutes.
Fact: Buck tried to pull a front flip but over-rotated and hit his face due to poor timing and weak coordination skills.
Fact: Buck sheds his toe nails every few months, he then eats them.
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