Fact: Buck twitters
Fact: Buck has more hats bought by other people than himself
Fact: Buck could never beat up a MD high school lacrosse player
Fact: Buck's favorite new rapper is Drake
Fact: The last band Buck discovered was Jimmy's Chicken Shack
Fact: Buck's dress shoes are Wolverine steel toes
Fact: Buck once kicked in a door and never apologized for it
Fact: Buck's savings account is through Playstation rewards
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
World Champion
Fact: Buck was a pitcher but had to quit because people were bunting home runs.
Fact: Gerson hooked up with all of Buck's formals dates.
Fact: Buck loves holding girls hands.
Fact: Buck is most confident when ordering from Wendy's.
Fact: Buck had a wing eating contest at Outback Steakhouse, and lost by one wing.
Fact: Buck orders filet mignon instead of T-bones.
Fact: Buck ate a piece of foot skin for $2.
Fact: Buck lifted weights for one day then quit.
Fact: Buck promised he could finish a Schmonster, and then vomited after the second bite.
Fact: Buck gave his girlfriend a $10 Sheetz gift card for Christmas.
Fact: Buck loves bears, beets, and battlestar gallactica.
Fact: Dressing up for Buck consists of a purple Volcom button down.
Fact: Gerson hooked up with all of Buck's formals dates.
Fact: Buck loves holding girls hands.
Fact: Buck is most confident when ordering from Wendy's.
Fact: Buck had a wing eating contest at Outback Steakhouse, and lost by one wing.
Fact: Buck orders filet mignon instead of T-bones.
Fact: Buck ate a piece of foot skin for $2.
Fact: Buck lifted weights for one day then quit.
Fact: Buck promised he could finish a Schmonster, and then vomited after the second bite.
Fact: Buck gave his girlfriend a $10 Sheetz gift card for Christmas.
Fact: Buck loves bears, beets, and battlestar gallactica.
Fact: Dressing up for Buck consists of a purple Volcom button down.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
OH BOY
Fact: Buck is the only person over the age of 5 to buy juice boxes.
Fact: Buck spent $150 on an adjustable palm tree.
Fact: Buck stacks up used __________.
Fact: Buck shaves his body in other people's shower, which in turn, clogs the drain.
Fact: Buck can grow a beard in 3 minutes.
Fact: Buck tried to pull a front flip but over-rotated and hit his face due to poor timing and weak coordination skills.
Fact: Buck sheds his toe nails every few months, he then eats them.
Fact: Buck spent $150 on an adjustable palm tree.
Fact: Buck stacks up used __________.
Fact: Buck shaves his body in other people's shower, which in turn, clogs the drain.
Fact: Buck can grow a beard in 3 minutes.
Fact: Buck tried to pull a front flip but over-rotated and hit his face due to poor timing and weak coordination skills.
Fact: Buck sheds his toe nails every few months, he then eats them.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Fact: Buck's dream job would be a taste tester at a ranch dressing plant
Fact: Buck was once crossed-over so hard that he literally broke both ankles
Fact: Buck would be the most posterized player in the NBA
Fact: Buck loves sharing his griddlecakes
Fact: Buck has the world's most prominent farmer's tan
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Fact: Buck is the reason we can't have nice things
Fact: Buck's parents wish he was Matt Ryan
Fact: Buck has never purchased anything he needed
Fact: Buck's 401k is made up of Ryan Howard cards and Diablo characters
Fact: Buck does not run Phoenixville
Fact: Only half of Buck's front tooth is real
Fact: Buck shaves his chest during work hours
Fact: Buck finished last place in Global Guts
Fact: Buck's parents wish he was Matt Ryan
Fact: Buck has never purchased anything he needed
Fact: Buck's 401k is made up of Ryan Howard cards and Diablo characters
Fact: Buck does not run Phoenixville
Fact: Only half of Buck's front tooth is real
Fact: Buck shaves his chest during work hours
Fact: Buck finished last place in Global Guts
Gamer
Fact: Buck is a gamer, except when it comes to love. That shit is for real, and Buck is only level 10.
Buck Fact
Fact: Buck's power animal is a house cat
Fact: Buck can often be found chillin in a sheep costume
Fact: Buck only wears reversible clothes
Buck Fact
Fact: Buck has never successfully caught a shrimp in his mouth tossed to him by a hibachi chef
Adding to the Fire
Fact: Buck has the worst QB Rating of all time in the Pledge-Brother Football game
Fact: Buck was the first person ever to be cut off from World of Warcraft for playing too much.
Fact: Gerson was taken in the NFL Draft before Buck.
Fact: Buck has been arrested for hijacking a Wawa truck full of Iced Tea.
Fact: Buck was the first person ever to be cut off from World of Warcraft for playing too much.
Fact: Gerson was taken in the NFL Draft before Buck.
Fact: Buck has been arrested for hijacking a Wawa truck full of Iced Tea.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Buck Fact
Fact: Buck has read every single book in the "Goose Bumps" series.
Fact: He has not read any other book since then.
Fact: Buck likes to sleep in his friends vomit as a way to moisturize his skin.
Fact: Buck has never enjoyed Freedom Cakes stacked two feet high on the fourth of July.
Fact: He has not read any other book since then.
Fact: Buck likes to sleep in his friends vomit as a way to moisturize his skin.
Fact: Buck has never enjoyed Freedom Cakes stacked two feet high on the fourth of July.
Fact: Buck has never gotten higher than 4 on espn streak for cash
Fact: Buck gets buyers remorse in the checkout line
Fact: Gerson's TV is bigger than Buck's
Fact: Buck loves black comedies
Fact: Buck once stole $100 worth of goods from a United Way sponsored event
Fact: Buck loves Penn State football
Fact: Buck checks facebook 300 times per day
Fact: Buck will check this site 400 times per day
Fact: Buck's sunglasses are not white on the inside
Fact: Buck is keeping Pac Sun from filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy
Fact: Buck has smelled over 10,000 magazine cologne ads
Fact: Buck gets buyers remorse in the checkout line
Fact: Gerson's TV is bigger than Buck's
Fact: Buck loves black comedies
Fact: Buck once stole $100 worth of goods from a United Way sponsored event
Fact: Buck loves Penn State football
Fact: Buck checks facebook 300 times per day
Fact: Buck will check this site 400 times per day
Fact: Buck's sunglasses are not white on the inside
Fact: Buck is keeping Pac Sun from filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy
Fact: Buck has smelled over 10,000 magazine cologne ads
"B"
1) He is nicknamed "B" and/or "young Beezer" by girls we find off craigs list.
2) He keeps promises to Arthur.
3) He rubs girl's arms, thinking that they are cold, even when it is summer.
4) He hangs off Escalades for family photo shoots.
5) He stacks polos for family photo shoots.
6) He refuses to move, even though necessity and logic suggest that he should.
2) He keeps promises to Arthur.
3) He rubs girl's arms, thinking that they are cold, even when it is summer.
4) He hangs off Escalades for family photo shoots.
5) He stacks polos for family photo shoots.
6) He refuses to move, even though necessity and logic suggest that he should.
Buck Facts
1. Fact: Buck hates his freedom
2. Fact: Buck lives in Kimberton, not P-ville
3. Fact: Buck has never won a mybrute battle
4. Fact: Buck was once dominated in Soul Caliber by a Maxim hometown hottie...and walked out of the room
5. Fact: Buck once got 3rd place in a BlockBuster video game contest
6. Fact: Buck has never heard of "All Time Low"
7. Fact: Buck cannot straighten his pinkies
8. Fact: Buck cannot throw a Frisbee
9. Fact: Buck owns over 50 Blurays and has only watched 3
10. Fact: Matt Ryan uses Buck's high school jersey to polish his NFL Rookie of the Year trophy
11. Fact: Matt Ryan once tried to purchase P-ville and rename it "I'm-better-than-buckville"
12. Fact: Buck once showed up 2 hrs late to a formals and brought his date a tomato
13. Fact: Buck has a negative chest
14. Fact: Buck is a self-proclaimed gentleman, all about putting things off until the latest possible moment and giving priority to distractions. Has brown hair, blue eyes, winning smile. A 4'1" frame supporting a 2' head (people claim it's huge) making him 6'1. Hates exercise yet plays every sport possible. He lives for WAWA.
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